GOING DOWN?!?
A
few days after the wedding of Blue and Adena, Bronson was trying to decide on
a plan of action. His plan was simple. He would just attack where it wasn't
expected.
"Madison,"
Bronson called to his Mentor. "Could you help me with a small
problem?"
"Of
course," said Madison, a retired wizard, "I would be pleased to help
you, Bronson."
"Could
you give me a little spell left over from your days as a wizard. A little
something that will make a person slightly upset, but not kill him."
"Hmmmm,
let me think...I know!" exclaimed Madison, "my shrinking spell. I
had great fun with that one. It shrinks a person down to one inch per foot of
their original size. It works in seconds and lasts twenty-four
hours."
"Sounds
good. Let me know how to use it and I'll be off. "
Before
long, Bronson was in the office of T.G. Taft. He found Taft hard at work
sleeping on his desk. Bronson then spoke the spell and shrunk Taft down to
just over six inches. Taft still did not wake. He just sat there, in his now
large chair sleeping. Bronson next got into Taft's desk and took the Tiara of
Phurmos. Two keys were now his.
Several
hours later, Susan Smith IV walked in, not seeing her boss, but hearing a high
pitched squeak calling her name. On the desk, Susan saw a note addressed to
her and a rather large fly swatter. In the chair, she saw her six inch
boss.
The
note read:
Dear
Ms. Smith,
As
you see, your boss is only six inches tall. The flyswatter is to be used as
you wish. Have Fun!
Outside
in the main office, employees of T.G. Taft heard a hideous laugh and a very
high pitched scream.
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