MY CONCLUSIONS--and the
Their car had broken down. It was cold, windy, rainy, and their
car had broken down. "!@#$%!!!" It was Bob. There they were,
stranded 60 miles from a city, and their car had broken down.
"I'm cold," said a beautiful Ms. Susan Smith the II.
They were on a trip to the beautiful sunny south seas, and they had suddenly
heard a "clunk, clunk" coming from the hood.
Suddenly, they heard a fateful "Sworshk" come out of
the sky. A huge light followed, and they were temporarily blinded forever.
It is now a week later, and the news has hit the newspapers.
They found their car. And they found their corpses. Well, not exactly corpses.
Skeletons. No, not skeletons, uh . . . remnants? Well, whatever was left; it
No one knows what really happened that night. Some say that they
got in a fight and gorged each other. Some say that creatures from outer space
attacked them. And what do I say? Well. . . I went to the Bahamas yesterday,
and I saw this weird man smiling. . .