PLIMPKIN'S PLIGHT
There
Enad the Great was awaiting the swolk to finish his task and carry him back to
hsi Castle of "Black" (it isn't really black, it is just colorless).
True Enad is our of the plimpkin, but lets see how this event really how this
event really happened, not howl it seemed to... it ...to have happened.
Enad
sat there thinking, "I see only one way out--birth. No, not exactly
pleasant" he thought to himself. Then he noticed a faint oder. "Of
course!, the famous unknown oder of what will soon lead to the downfall of T.
G. Taft, his worst enemy." He grabbed at the source of the odor and once
he pulled off some of the stomach tissue, he noticed a copy of a story
digesting within it (indigestion city). It was PLIMPKIN'S PIE. Strange, he had
never read it, but he knew all about it?????? Then it hit him, "of
course, a much simpler way of getting out." He stuck the tissue in his
pocket then read the story (poor fellow) choosing ending "A" and
acted squeemish (this was hard to do). All of the sudden the plimpkin let him
out and even appoligized for any inconvience, but Enad was too great to
accept. But there was Athena attacking him, she shouldn't of done that.
There
on the horizon came a mighty army of faithful swolks ready to feast on all 0f
Athena's characters. After dinner, his favorite swolsk took him to his
"place". He immediately went to his lab and for several hours
explosions and other chemical reactions occured. (He had apparently taken 2nd
year chemistry.)
"I
have done it, I have done it, I have done it!!!!!!!!!!!!", Enad the Great
emitted with a triumphant tone in his voice.
"NOW THE ODDS ARE EVEN!!"
He
took the last ingreedient out of his pocket and added the stomach to the
boiling pot of..........(ahem).... when pooooofffffff instant sworsk stew.
Almost instantly flashes of power swooshed into the pot and were neutralized.
After an hour of uneventful explosions, Mr. Taft ran out of sworsk. As he went
back to his throne to think, he laughed when he he herd a boom for he knew
Taft tried to create another sworsk.
Enad
sat down to think, "The final blow must be with magic." He knew of a
book with spells, but he didn't know how to get it. His stomach told him he
was hungary again and he rubbed, accidentally rubbing the buckle on his belt.
He thought to himself, "If only I knew the spells.”For some odd reason,
he know knew the spells. "What did it, the belt? Why it must be a magical
belt!", Enad thought. Enad wondered "If it has "brain
powers", maybe it has the power to move things." So he made books
fly all over his castle occalionally hitting a swolsk or two. "The magic
book must be destroyed."
With
deep concentration he raised the spell book up toward the sun until it crashed
creating a solar flare. The book is now destroyed and the spells are only in
the mind of Enad the Great. "I shall return,” Enad thought as he uttered
a magic spell casting hin into the magical 4th demension.
He
occasionally teased people with the power he had found in the4th deminsion,
but overall, he was now re1axed and happy, his appitite (for destruction)
pleasantly satisfied....
| © 1984, | L. Charles, D. Conrad, A. Duncan, Enad the Great, J. Pierce, B. C. Randolf, and T. G. Taft |
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